December 2011
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An Ode To The Fandom
Three thirty-two,
On the morning of the day a new Sherlock is due,
Not much else to do.
Sleep? Oh dear, you must be new.
Counting down the seconds,
Your mum can’t understand,
Why on earth we need milk and jam,
I can’t explain off-hand.
Your life’s never been more droll,
Moffat’s such a fucking troll,
Harry Potter fans think they had it bad?
Steven has the power...
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I Did Not Hack Your Facebook
really, I mean seriously.
Do not even play this game with me Molly.
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Homework That Is Not Going To Get Done:
4 Paragraph essay on the Harlem Renaissance
My Essay on The Great Gatsby
My Character Analysis of The Great Gatsby
My Polished Drafts of the Essay
The pre-printed outline Bria wanted me to fill out.
Short story: Don’t give me so much fucking homework.